I didn’t come up the Liffey on a Bicycle.	I am not stupid. I
Me stomach thinks me throat’s cut.	I am very hungry.
Mad	Innovative, over the top
Nothing to write home about…	Nothing special
Hold yer horses!	Take it easy, calm down.…
Jaded	Very tired, exhausted
deadly	brilliant
Up to me neck….	I am very busy.
If your granny had wheels, she’d be a bus.	A response to someone who has just claimed something ridiculous.
Craic	Fun, enjoyment(usually describes time spent in pubs with friends)
Eijit	Likeable fool/idiot
Bold	Very naughty (usually said to a child)
Cute person	Shrewd, quick-witted person
Langered	Totally drunk
Eccar	Exercises, homework
Gargle	Drink, alcohol